@Mothpete: I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.
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@Kyle_Lippert: My girlfriend told me that it was either her or my Meatloaf discography. I told her I would do anything for love, but I can't do that.
@MomOnFire: Whoever taught my five-year-old daughter how to "air quote," I need to speak with you privately.
@Sean_Burgundy_: Friend: Do I need to repeat myself? Me: No. I might not be able to ignore you a second time