@Mothpete: I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.
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@NurseSeymour: You never really know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it'll last. Snow, maybe.
@Pirate_nurse: Thanks to this HUGE spider web I just walked into we can now add the neighbors to the list of people that have seen me naked
@Snarfernini: If you ever say 'I seen' in a sentence. I will never sleep with you. Under any circumstances. Ever.* *including zombie apocalypse