@KalvinMacleod: I bet if Bruce Banner had children he'd be the Hulk more than 90% of the time.
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@AaronFullerton: Hey cell phone companies, I can't think of a more terrifying selling point than "Unlimited Talk."
@kentgrossarth: My downstairs neighbor thinks I'm a little creepy and that I overstep my bounds. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
@TheTweetOfGod: People keep asking Me why I created mosquitoes. To bite you repeatedly and give you malaria, that's why.
@DukEB51: You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.