@Vodkantots: I bet if that Malaysian plane had stolen tweets, some of you guys would've found it already.
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@phaggots: *about to rob a bank* "Okay, lets do this. Everybody, grab a gun" i dont need one "why not" i already have two *kisses biceps*
@better_off_dad: I can't believe they get women to pay so much for those boots & can't even spell 'Ugly' right...
@_davidlucas_: If I reject your call the first two times, ring me again. I'm really just testing your resolve.