@Fred_Delicious: I bet Lincoln is looking down like "dude, trust me, that is not a bad night in a theater"
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@kirbys4losers: I can feel you getting distant from me; my only wish for you is that your destination is oncoming traffic.
@see_more13: At the store & asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around & looked them in the eyes and said, "Make it 52"
@NourhanKheir: I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone.