@NintenDom: I bet the first guy to pee on someone's jellyfish sting was NOT trying to help them.
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@hellohappy_time: This kid was such a psycho, I told him his food was an airplane and he willingly ate it not questioning all the living passengers aboard.
@BDGarp: Okay, you got me, I'm not really a gynecologist. What gave it away? Was it the tongue thing?
@AndyAsAdjective: HER: need I remind you that it’s your tur- ME: [sipping wine from a large Pyrex measuring cup] it’s my turn to do the dishes, yes