@dubstep4dads: i bet the first guy to say "smooth as a babies bottom" wasnt the most respected man in the community
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@Weird_Rash: Just got arrested for racing my Segway wearing an adult diaper and a Viking helmet. Still not clear which law I broke.
@SeanINCypress: Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?
@living_marble: Wild horses could easily drag me away from anything, even from my favorite activity. Wild horses are super crazy strong.