@AaronFullerton: I bet the frankincense guy was all like, "Let's put the three items in one gift basket and the basket can be from all of us."
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@fart: theres a train nerd counting the number of ppl that get on and off at every stop. at first i pitied him but he seems happy so now i hate him
@TweetPotato314: [Hospital Parking Lot] Me: I thought we were here to get your X Ray back. Friend: Yeah *slashing tires* this is his car.