@illTortuga: I bet Usher shows everyone to their seats at his concerts.
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@LEJ88: I went into a bookshop earlier carrying a book. I seem to have put my book down to browse other books and left with no books. Have called the bookshop but they're struggling to find my lost book amongst all the books. This is the stupidest thing I have ever done
@_21Average_: My boss: we need to talk Me: ): My boss: we found your Twitter Me: )): My boss: you’re not fired Me: (: My boss: but you’re not funny Me: ):