@illTortuga: I bet Usher shows everyone to their seats at his concerts.
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@JesseWeller: You know that really private/embarrassing stuff you say to your girlfriend when no one else is around? Her friends know all that shit.
@ScottLinnen: Someone robbed a Pensacola Mini Mart stealing 300 cases of Red Bull. How do these people sleep at night.
@jasonroeder: I don't think my neighbor knows my rule about not interacting unless we're both pointing at the same tornado.