@illTortuga: I bet Usher shows everyone to their seats at his concerts.
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@DonQuickoats: I don't even know how my dog can even think how I might fall for the notion someone else tore apart my shoe
@Ideal_Victoria: If I’m suddenly acting really nice to you, chances are it’s only because I want what you’re eating.
@Brianhopecomedy: The city I live in has the highest rate of stalkings in Canada. I told a girl at the grocery store this. Then I told her at the gym.