@Papa_Mex: I bet Vegans that become zombies must really struggle with the whole brain-eating lifestyle...
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@Tresca69: You can't trust anyone you meet online I went on a date with a guy I met online last week and stole $250 from him
@WildeThingy: [re-enacting the lift scene from Dirty Dancing] "come to me baby, and jump, and oops... You landed in my mouth again! You silly gummy bear."
@blaudiablogan: Guy asked me where I got my green eyes. Great! Now I have to explain what the Vikings did when they got to Sicily.
@Hebafouad21: In our wedding, I'll invite his ex and be like "Still believe you can get him back?"