@Papa_Mex: I bet Vegans that become zombies must really struggle with the whole brain-eating lifestyle...
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@Reverend_Scott: [kisses daughter goodnight] Sleep tight. "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Um, the Stork. [stork knocks on bedroom window] He's lying.
@LittleHarmonica: I hate it when people think I'm staring when really I'm trying to kill them with my mind.
@Cryptoterra: NOBODY MOVE THIS IS A ROBBERY! *other robber looks over at me* dude no you can move. We talked about this. Get the money