@Papa_Mex: I bet Vegans that become zombies must really struggle with the whole brain-eating lifestyle...
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@Monicann86: My Doberman sits on other dogs to assert dominance. I'm going to try this with my co-workers.
@philco816: Mob Boss: I need you to smoke this guy. Me: Ok, that takes 8-12 hours for a turkey though. Mb: I don't care just get it done.
@nishadtrivedi: If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line.
@Tommytoughstuff: *pulls away from kissing* JUDGE: That was unexpected and kind of nice, but you're still guilty.