@Papa_Mex: I bet Vegans that become zombies must really struggle with the whole brain-eating lifestyle...
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@merican_ninjy: Yelling out "Stranger Danger!" is a good way to say no when a cashier asks for your zip code.
@JasonLastname: If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you'll eventually start a widespread panic on the subway.
@SteveKoehler22: My coworkers and I pitched in to buy Greece as a retirement gift for the boss.. We decided it was better than a $50 Applebee's gift card.
@FudgeRobot: My family crest is just a picture of my grandfather dressed up as a giant hotdog being dragged into a cave by a bear.