@JermHimselfish: I bet when kittens go to work in kitten offices that there's always one kitten whose cubicle is decorated with pictures of lonely old ladies
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@BillDixonish: Every story about edible weed: 1. Not high. 2. Not high. 3. Still not high. 4. Not high. 5. Please drive me to the emergency room.
@brynnester: Me: *chopping onions* Her: Why are you crying? Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid
@heyevergreen: Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. -trying to put on my distressed denim jeans