@qwertying: I bet you $4,567.89 you can’t guess how much I owe my bookie.
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@Parentpains: I never knew my mechanic was a psychic until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car.
@JohnLyonTweets: C'mon, when have I ever let you down? That was rhetorical, actually. Yes, that is a lot. Wow, did not expect you to bring out a chalkboard.