@Weird_Rash: I blame our unhappy marriage on my wife mostly because of her poor choice in men.
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@LackOfShame: I've never been as disappointed as my dog just was when she realized the food I dropped was a carrot.
@ibid78: "Your word is 'oujia'" -could you use that in a seance? [spelling bee judge puts hand over the mic] I think.. I think this guy just won