@Weird_Rash: I blame our unhappy marriage on my wife mostly because of her poor choice in men.
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@thepunningman: "What's that?" I call it a 'knife' "Wow, that's the best thing since bread!" Gregory, I am about to blow your mind
@215potter: If the human race has a "signature move," its gotta be lying to the dentist about flossing.