@Weird_Rash: I blame our unhappy marriage on my wife mostly because of her poor choice in men.
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@EmoPhilips: 23rd Century Scientist: We're sending you to 1889 to kill baby Hitler. Four words: Stick. To. The. Mission. Henry Ford: Yes, sir.
@sixfootcandy: Me:*Gently nudges your arm* Would you like to be my Valentine? Doctor: Can we discuss this after your colonoscopy?
@rachelle_mandik: Yes but what if Donald Trump IS actually dead but his toupee is alive and steering him round like a marionette?
@wolfpupy: what most people dont know is that you can use the trick or treat system to get large amounts of candy for free