@IziBoy121: I bought a blowup doll today, but I won't blow her up until tomorrow. I don't want to seem desperate.
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@PaperWash: date: and then after traveling to Iceland I decided to get my MBA me: date: me: I went to Arby's 7 times yesterday
@Underchilde: Sorry I stuck a cheese puff in your baby’s mouth when you couldn’t find a pacifier.
@ohen39: [sex-ed class] kid: I still have some questions me: let me explain *pauses sex-ed video* she can only pay the pizza guy with sex
@ThaJawn: (bank drive thru) Me: *puts deposit through pneumatic tube Banker: This is a can of Pringles Me: Yes, savings please