@_little_old_me: I bought a pregnancy test so the cashier who always serves me when I'm by myself in my pjs, buying ice-cream & chips, thinks I have sex.
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@WhiteVictimacy: Food tastes best when seasoned with the tears of everyone behind you in line as you pay with pennies
@_davidlucas_: If your human doesn't feed you immediately, run in front of their feet and trip them up. ~Cats, apparently.