@TheRealAnchovy: I bought my dog a toy cell phone, now it takes him 45 minutes to shit.
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@usermcuserface: Tigger: according to this book, we're both apex predators. Winnie the Pooh: really? I am sick of hunny.. ( turn their heads) Piglet: oh shit
@Sanbel11: -Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!
@Marlebean: If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, I would want to have pizza.