@jimmytorosian: I bring giant stuffed animals into carnivals so when I walk around people will think that I am good at something.
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@Reverend_Scott: [Adam and Eve in bed] Adam, am I really the only girl for you? GOD EVE, YOU'RE LITERALLY THE ONLY GIRL ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH
@JermHimselfish: You think your day was bad? I just had a 15 minute long argument with a couch cushion.
@cjcapbt: I'm just like Bob Marley but not black or Jamaican or talented or dead but my hair gets tangly .