@seamussaid: I bring my own pen into the bank because I don't need any god dammed chains telling me where I can and cannot write
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@PaperWash: Before I go out binge drinking I always eat a stick of butter. It doesn't do anything I just make really poor life choices.
@Weezie76: I always carry bananas in my purse in case I'm ever chased by bad guys... ...or a giant gorilla. ~Super Mario's mom probably
@Douchekevin: Bad is accidently sending your buddy a dirty sext intended for your girlfriend. Worse is getting 'lemme think about it' for a reply.