@ilovepie84: I broke into your house and slept under your bed all night to protect you from the perverts out there.
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@Marlebean: Hubby took the kids downstairs and is letting me sleep in! I'm so excit..never mind, I hear crying already. I think it's my husband.
@Tw1tter_K1tten: Pretty cute that my husband wanted to role-play that I was his maid and then not break character for 14 years.
@_ElvishPresley_: [riding crowded elevator] Me: jeez louise, how many stops is this thing gonna make Jeez Louise: five