@GibJimson: I buy a lot of ringtones for someone who hasn't answered a phone call since 2008.
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@AllieA: I used to accidentally hold hands with strangers I mistook for my dad. It's slightly weirder now that I'm in my 20s and doing it on purpose.
@SinCityChiGirl: If you've already died hard, how can you die harder, with a vengeance, live free and die hard again and then find a good day to die hard?
@WildeThingy: *Panda walks into shop, "A packet of nuts please." Assistant: "pandas don't eat nuts." -"dammit" panda suit opens and 36 squirrels run off.
@shiksaaa: My boyfriend said he had a Catwoman fantasy. I must have misunderstood because we both wore leather cat suits to bed last night. Awkward.