@DeannaMarieRVA: I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex. he is a small arms dealer.
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@TribalSpaceCat: Once I saved 10 kittens from a burning building and yes all the people died but look how cute they are
@daemonic3: "Welcome, teachers & parents, to our community school assembly" *gestures to 237 IKEA boxes* "Let's begin! Who's got the Allen wrench?"
@jake_lach: She said she hates my analogies and wishes I would communicate like a normal person, but that's like telling a samurai not to use his sword