@robfee: I call bs on the Ninja Turtles having those ripped abs. No way you could do crunches with a shell attached to your back. Trust me Ive tried.
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@slimmy_shady: Therapist: When you look in the mirror, what do you see?Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
@SlabBaconBP: My son asked me what humble means. I told him it means pretending you're not better than everybody else.
@Whatevah_Amy: If anyone breaks in, I take comfort in knowing they'll never get past the 20 pairs of shoes in the hallway.
@NintenDom: I bet the first guy to pee on someone's jellyfish sting was NOT trying to help them.