@just1fool: I came in like a lion and went out like a kitten.
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@noog: Snakes are terrifying because they can't trip and fall over shit. No creature should possess such power.
@Bob_Janke: I don't know what upsets me more, the fact that that guy stole my tweet or that he only got 2 retweets off of it
@HatfieldAnne: What I learned: the neighbors’ dog is not the neighbors’ dog Why it's important: the number of times I've put the dog back in their yard