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@just1fool: I came in like a lion and went out like a kitten.
@Dawn_M_: *crawls out of your television and tries to kill you* I'm not like other girls.
@Elizasoul80: I don't want your undivided attention. I want your multiplied attention. Make clones of yourself and give me all of their attention too.
@randomlawless: Men don't ignore us; they have selective hearing. Give them instructions for roasted turkey & they'll remember "breast, thighs, moist & hot"
@becabird: Current fitness level: my arm gave out while blow drying my hair.
@cigarin: I don't just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day.