@iGreenMonk: I can always tell when someone is lying by tying them down and strapping them to a lie detector.
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@Coastiefish: My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device in Florida. I call it "No air conditioning".
@turkeyheadmac: No need to blind fold me, just hand me my phone and drive I won't have a clue how to get back here
@Illuminati_Stop: "WATERMELON" HAS 4 SYLLABLES. "ILLUMINATI" HAS 5 SYLLABLES. THAT'S PRETTY CLOSE. WATERMELON IS ILLUMINATI.