@iGreenMonk: I can always tell when someone is lying by tying them down and strapping them to a lie detector.
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@ClichedOut: Me: I have an imaginary gf. Therapist: U can do better than that. M: I know, it's just-- T: I was talking to her.
@StarWarsProblms: Leia: *gasps* Chewbacca, you're naked! Chewbacca: *hastily puts back on his bandoleer*
@food_shoes_life: Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the Mexican restaurant.