@Bagyants: I can explain the casting for Thor. Norse mythology describes him as a "hauntingly beautiful blonde lady"
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@JasonLight73: At this point you can get more Gas for your $5 bill at a Taco Bell than you can at a Shell Station
@markedly: Mafia Boss: You wearin' a wire? Me: "Wire" you asking me that? lol get it [the rest of this tweet takes place on the bottom of a river]
@bmarked21: My new credit card has this awesome theft protection where it just says "declined" whenever you use it.
@nigelgodwin: My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta