@mishakey: I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he writes me a ticket instead of letting me off with a warning.
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@DadandBuried: You'll never know how creative you really are until you need to start lying to your kids.
@CDMEclairs: Angry Birds for Olympics: Instead of hitting two birds with one stone, here you can hit two stones with one bird.
@undeadmolly: A reality show where gay marriage opponents have to live under 100% Biblical laws for six months so they can show us how awesome it is.
@GreenSmoke_: My girlfriend told me once that I need to be more affectionate. Now I have two girlfriends.