@mishakey: I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he writes me a ticket instead of letting me off with a warning.
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@treydayway: I get accused of hating white people many times on here. That's not true, some of my favorite shirts are white.
@DanMentos: My dad worked on a car assembly line for 40 years. He retired years ago but still struggles with post pneumatic press disorder.
@jwoodham: FITNESS TIP: Stretching is important. Stretch out flat on your back. Stretch your eyelids over your eyes. Stretch a blanket over your body.