@myles_morrison: I can tell everything I need to know about your business by the thickness of your bathroom toilet paper.
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@joejwest: [chess tournament] RIVAL: [plays move] ME: [knocks board aside. punches rival in face] Chess! COMMENTATOR: He's won every round this way