@barryjohnharper: I can work well with others OR pass a drugs test. I can't do both.
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@LivibelsDada: You know you're too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree then realise it was your air freshener.
@wittwitbarista: I envy the women who can bite their bottom lip and look sexy. I do that and it’s a toss up between “does she need to go to the bathroom and is lost?” Or “is she getting that piece of corn out from her teeth?”
@daemonic3: SALMON: Who has been spreading gossip I thought I could trust you two TROUT: I don't know, who could it be?! BIG MOUTH BASS: Yeah, who??
@dril: if youre a healthy young male or female with blood type O, please consider donating a kidney to me. my goal is 22 kidney 's