@dubstep4dads: i cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton
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@dril: restuarants need to start hanging up pictures of their bathrooms outside so i know what im getting before i walk in the damn place
@MarfSalvador: me: how did you get ink all over your skirt? wife: oh umm, the printer at work exploded dave the squid: [in the closet] just tell him about us
@AnissaClingman: When you msg me @ 9:30am w/ just "Morning," don't be shocked when I wait till 12:00pm & respond w/ "Noon." Seriously, what did ya expect?
@OneFunnyMummy: Before kids: I'd choose going blind over going deaf. After kids: Deaf! I wanna be deaf!