@YeaThanksObama: I can't believe Obama just sat back and let this happen. #ThanksObama
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: I forgot to bring my bags to the grocery store, people looked at me like I drove there on an aerosol can, then slit a baby seal's throat.
@iloveskyrim71: I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, Shark! Help! I just laughed, i knew that Shark wasn't going to help him.
@knot_eye: Upon graduation from the University of Phoenix, do they just send you a screencap of your degree?
@jordan_stratton: Laser hair removal? Uhhh, why would anyone with laser hair ever want to get it removed?