@dmc1138: I can't believe these kids at this lemonade stand expect me to provide my own vodka.
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@JohnLyonTweets: *watches Beauty and the Beast* *looks at dirty dishes in sink* WASH YOURSELVES AND SING TO ME!
@blade_funner: Friend:*terrified* don't make a sound and maybe the killer won't find us Me: *quietly tries to tighten velcro sneakers*
@simoncholland: You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything.