@dmc1138: I can't believe these kids at this lemonade stand expect me to provide my own vodka.
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@TheDailySchmuck: Damn, girl are you Twitter? Because I can't stop staring at you and saying stupid things.
@JKickinit30: I like to assert dominance on elevators by facing everyone and doing subtle hip thrusts.
@Diane_7A: Twitter has no plot, millions of characters, & it never ends. Basically, it's a "Hobbit" movie.