@RSun82: I CAN'T FIND MY BOOK AND I LEFT IT ON THE NIGHSTAND AND A GHOST MOVED IT AND MY HOUSE IS HAUN - oh never mind there it is
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@EhhBartt: I RT a bunch of awesome stuff. nnBecause its funny. And I needed to hide my tweets from last night.
@david8hughes: [inventing trees] Angel: what purpose do they serve? God: cats climb em Angel: can they climb back down? God [inventing the fire dept]: nope
@sofarrsogud: SON: *in James Bond costume* Look Daddy, I'm a spy! ME: Well if that's how you introduce yourself, you're a really shit one.