@RSun82: I CAN'T FIND MY BOOK AND I LEFT IT ON THE NIGHSTAND AND A GHOST MOVED IT AND MY HOUSE IS HAUN - oh never mind there it is
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@Carbosly: Protip: if your date is going to throw a drink at your face, at least open your mouth, because hey, free drink.
@werehedgehog: Bae: Come over. Romeo: Can't. You're a Capulet, I'm a Montague. Bae: Deny thy father and refuse thy name; come over. Romeo: Also, you're 13.
@AngelaEhh: My tall sister took the vodka out of the cupboards above the fridge. I always thought those doors were just there for decoration.