@RSun82: I CAN'T FIND MY BOOK AND I LEFT IT ON THE NIGHSTAND AND A GHOST MOVED IT AND MY HOUSE IS HAUN - oh never mind there it is
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@daddyville: I like the word "panties" so much I'm going to start using it in place of "cool." Friend: Check out my new car! Me: Oh man, that's panties.
@Token_Geezer: It hurts? That’s the body’s way of showing you it’s healing. It doesn’t hurt? That’s the body’s way of showing you it’s healing. - Doctors
@Catherinee_Jeff: dating me is like dating a golden retriever cuz u will be picking blonde hair off u all day and i get way too excited about everything
@Aikiwomannc: Friend: Why are there 5 FBI agents sitting at desks in your bedroom? Me: Ordered a small bureau on line and this is what they sent.