@theshamingofjay: I can't go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes
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@CompChristopher: If there is a zombie apocalypse I hope that they are thriller zombies because they're fabulous dancers
@drunkNnaughty: I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be.
@koalaslament: I need a new job. One where I'm always running out the door with my arms flailing and holding a jar screaming "I GOTTA GET THIS TO THE LAB!"
@KentWGraham: I used to sing my daughter to sleep at night, which is probably why her first word was “Stop.”