@sween: I can't imagine how stressed Americans are feeling right now. I'm Canadian and I'm chugging maple syrup and just punched a moose.
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@Smug_Lemur: Anyone who says living well is the best revenge has clearly never relocated a bat colony while their enemy was at work.
@Feel_Dont_Speak: A friend will invite you for beers A good friend will pick up the tab A best friend will hold your hair All three will have blackmail pics
@zachheltzel: Never tell a psycho that they're psycho, because then they feel like they're obligated to prove it.
@Xalqee: You know you're an Alcoholic when you can't even say the word "sober" without making air quotes