@01CandyQueen: I can't pet a cat without plotting world domination.
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@HeyZeus666: Some people will believe anything if you start with 'This is just between you and me'.
@SouthernStylin1: The part of my boyfriend is now being played by what appears to be a memory of a time he said brb
@MisterBombay: People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides