@amandajpanda: I can't RSVP until I know the wifi situation at your event.
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@pplwtching: I just forgot about some nachos in the oven, don't tell me about your hopes and dreams going up in flames.
@bourgeoisalien: serious question: when someone's telling you a horrible story and they're crying; how long should I wait before take a bite of my corn dog?