@nedostup: I can't stand lactose intolerant people who work at ice cream parlors. They can dish it out but they can't take it.
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@Abfablee: Our gold fish jumped out of his tank and the dog ate it.....I feel like there is a life lesson here but don't know what it is.
@offbeatoliv: Robert Downey Jr. will always be my hero, not because of Iron Man, but because he broke into someone's home just to take a nap.
@iGreenMonk: I just wish my ex-wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, she's still alive.
@LADaddy: There's an alternate universe where we are together and finally happy. And I probably forgot to take out the trash there, too.