@DomBorrett: I can't wait to find out who's playing Donald Trump in the next season of American Horror Story
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@Hobo_Splendido: The nephew I'm babysitting has been in a corn maze since Thursday, but I rationalize by thinking he has plenty to eat.
@sixfootcandy: And in conclusion, may I say that black robe is very slimming on you, Your Honor. And I've never seen a bigger gavel.
@JermHimselfish: Proper punctuation can be the difference between a tweet being well written and a tweet being well, written.