@CherBear162: I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
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@ShaeAaron: I just sent a text that says "we really need to talk" to everyone I know so nobody will bother me today.
@badbanana: That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.
@wittwitbarista: Him: let's play a game of rhyme. I'll go first. Romantic Me: Panic Him: Fun Me: Run Him: love Me: shove Him: this isn't going well. Me: hell