@xosm: I changed my phone ringtone to the doorbell sound bc I don't answer that either.
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@mommajessiec: Reasons people get divorced: -irreconcilable differences -infidelity -finances -husband starts using the term boi -lack of intimacy
@TheNewsAtGlenn: Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
@SocialBitterfly: *one day before marriage* Parents: Don't talk to the groom. Don't see him. Don't think. *one day after marriage* Parents: BABIES, BABIESS!