@xosm: I changed my phone ringtone to the doorbell sound bc I don't answer that either.
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@ericsshadow: One time I fell off a 20ft ladder, then climbed right back up and jumped off a second time to show that ladder who's in charge.
@ohen39: [having girl over] me: I work from home her: I thought u were a wildlife photographer *loud lion noises from bedroom* me: ignore that
@simoncholland: I accidentally called it an eternity scarf instead of an infinity scarf and now I have to drink my Starbucks outside.
@caribbeanaj: Son: "Mom, Dad we need to talk.... I'm a vegan" **Mom cries running out the room Dad: Why can't you just have a normal eating disorder?