@xosm: I changed my phone ringtone to the doorbell sound bc I don't answer that either.
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@AbbyHasIssues: I can't remember why I walked into this room, but if you need to know the phone number of my best friend from fourth grade, I'm your gal.
@GrantTanaka: never underestimate the power of positive thinking, and also never underestimate the power of waving a tire iron or a gun around
@TheIronSherk: I can't believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet