@0point5twins: I choose toothpaste NOT recommended by dentists… those sneaky tooth-fiddlers have a lot to gain from promoting one that doesn't work.
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@ThisOneSayz: *coworker stares at me as I unpack lunch* Me: leave CW: why? Me: I'm never bringing a banana to work again, okay Todd!?!?
@chopper4jk: I hope when I get old, my motorized wheelchair is fast enough the catch the ice cream truck.
@kendragaylord: Me: Compassion is my compass. Him: We've been lost for 3 days and you gave your coat to a bear that looked cold.