@duplicitron: I choose what country to visit each year by the shape of the first chicken nugget I eat.
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@DanMentos: what’s your pitch? "so this guy steals from the rich…" ok "and gives to the poor” nice. what’s his name? "Robin…" haha I love it "Hood" wait
@Hadzilla: Halloween '94: Mom says store sold out of Batman costumes and buys me a Catwoman one. Called me Catman. The worst part: she went as Batman?
@runawaycupcake: "We're not buying another toy until Mommy gets laid!" might not be the most appropriate thing to yell in ToysRUs.
@WheelTod: This may be not be a mainstream opinion, but I don't believe you should cut down a Christmas tree unless you intend on eating it.