@duplicitron: I choose what country to visit each year by the shape of the first chicken nugget I eat.
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@Michael_Erhart: There's that girl again. Time to impress her. *Rolls down the window blasting a science podcast*
@TedOfficialPage: What if animals were injured in the making of a film. would it say ''Tim hurt one monkey... he feels bad."
@duplicitron: What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire.
@lazerdoov: If you're wondering if humans are idiots we hunt ducks with guns when they will walk right up to you if you have bread