@duplicitron: I choose what country to visit each year by the shape of the first chicken nugget I eat.
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@sofarrsogud: Yeah, but is it Tyrannosauri Rex or Tyrannosaurus Rexes? *The Jehovahs Witness slams my own door in my face
@UncleDuke1969: I've got hoes in different area codes. (I'm very careless with my gardening tools.)
@Cidisn: Look, woman, I'll do laundry when I'm out of clean clothes. *puts on skirt* I didn't say whose clothes.