@duplicitron: I choose what country to visit each year by the shape of the first chicken nugget I eat.
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@bggas400: You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows.
@MaverickGames: Life would be simpler if you were notified when you were added to lists IRL. "Your crush" has added you to list "Friend Zone".