@OhNoSheTwitnt: I consider myself Christlike in that I refuse to believe my parents ever had sex with each other.
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@whatmaddness: If you want your friends to stop asking you to work out with them, go once. Show up in leather. Bring your workout cake.
@Shock_Monster: I think the guy in front of me is trying to resolve the world's economic issues single handedly at this ATM.
@dafloydsta: DOCTOR: I'm afraid I've got bad news ME: *pulls an apple from pocket* DOCTOR: *sweating* GOOD NEWS, I MEANT GOOD NEWS
@michowl: I get in this weird mood where I don’t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood ‘Awake’