@LuvPug: I could probably survive about a week in the wilderness eating only the food I spill on my shirt any given day.
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@TheIronSherk: *Paper beats rock* *Paper beats eggs* *Paper beats his girlfriend* *Paper beats his three year old*
@LittleMissZesty: No matter how good your raspberry body wash smells, don't be tempted to drizzle it over your ice cream. I've been burping bubbles for days.
@GreenishDuck: People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears.