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@WilliamRodgers: "I could stay awake just to hear you breathing...Watch you smile while you're sleeping..."

Aerosmith = Romantic

Me = Restraining Order

“I could stay awake just to hear you breathing…Watch you smile while you’re sleeping…”

Aerosmith = Romantic

Me = Restraining Order

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