@silvertongue37: I could survive 3 months in the wilderness with a pocket knife and the contents of a woman's purse.
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@_Water_Baby: My TC promised me he likes it rough so, of course, I bought him a plane ticket. On United.
@sarcasticmommy4: It's nice that friends keep picking up my kids for play dates. It'd be even nicer if they'd stop bringing them back home.
@wife_housy: My son recovered from his illness while I was filling out all the paperwork in the waiting room.