@silvertongue37: I could survive 3 months in the wilderness with a pocket knife and the contents of a woman's purse.
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@nedostup: I can't stand lactose intolerant people who work at ice cream parlors. They can dish it out but they can't take it.
@ibid78: I put my pants on just like everyone else. With the help of my twelve most trusted cats.
@EvilPandaX: I think at my age the next tattoo will be more responsible like a dragon across my back but doing his taxes.