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@1InTheStinker: I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it
Apparently, she left me a few days ago

I couldn’t find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they’d seen it
Apparently, she left me a few days ago

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