@TwoSapphiresBlu: I crave feet in the sand, a gentle ocean breeze, the sun on my face, and two entirely new presidential candidates.
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@EZSherlock: Spice Girls really missed out when they wouldn't let that girl Pumpkin be in the group
@naazihah: Let's all just take a moment to appreciate the dedicated men and women of this great nation who sacrifice their evenings to deliver pizzas.
@Ygrene: *Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman all avoiding eye contact with Aquaman as he walks in to work & sees Michael Phelps sitting at his desk*
@10InchesPlus: You call it armed robbery, I call it people giving me gifts to celebrate my new gun!