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@TwoSapphiresBlu: I crave feet in the sand, a gentle ocean breeze, the sun on my face, and two entirely new presidential candidates.

I crave feet in the sand, a gentle ocean breeze, the sun on my face, and two entirely new presidential candidates.

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