@RowanElHossary: I cried during that sad part of Titanic, when Rose threw that beautiful diamond in the ocean.
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@MarfSalvador: [calling my ex] me: hey so I really hate how I left things with you her: aww me too babe me: so... yeah... can I come pick them up?
@stephenjmolloy: Me: "There are so many exotic sounding flavours these days. I just can't resist-" Doctor: "YOU NEED TO STOP DRINKING SHAMPOO!"