@ceejoyner: I cringe when teens brag about taking girls to pound town because adopting a puppy together is a huge responsibility.
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@AristotlesNZ: Him: Ha! I got your ATM card. Me: So? You'll never guess my PIN. Him: Is it 6969? Me:.. Him:. Me:.. Him:. Me: Seriously dude, give it back.
@theshantilly: *shampoos & conditions hair *rinses hair *blowdries hair *straightens hair *spits toothpaste into hair
@WildeThingy: I wish young people would stop idealising future dystopias and start enjoying the one they're in.
@AbbyHasIssues: No trip to Home Depot is complete without at least two more trips to Home Depot for what you didn't know you needed to buy the first time.