@ceejoyner: I cringe when teens brag about taking girls to pound town because adopting a puppy together is a huge responsibility.
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@max_pad21: Patient: "How much longer do I have doc? Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what?" Doctor: "Nine..."
@scrirc: All the single ladies (All the single ladies) All the single ladies (All the single ladies) Have cats.
@Papa_Mex: Wow some neighbors really freak out when they wake up on a Sunday morning and find me making myself some pancakes in their kitchen
@TheMichaelRock: You couldn't hold an intelligent conversation if I duct taped one to your hands.