@rad_milk: EVERYONE ELSE: i am terrified of the state of democracy in our nation
ME: digimon is short for digital monsters
@GrumpyComments: Tip for drowning your enemies:
Paint pictures of people yawning on the bottom of their swimming pool.
@YoungManDadJoke: Your head is basically just the smartest part of your body wrapped in the spookiest part of your body.
@murrman5: yes lassie?
"bark"
Timmy's in the well and you pissed in my slippers and you told me about Timmy first so I wouldn't get mad
"bark"
smart
@StarWarsProblms: Vader: I'll teach you the Death Star's power
Leia: By blowing up my planet?
Vader: By showing you a PowerPoint presentation
Leia: NOOO!!!
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