@BaconHuffer: I cuss around my kids so they understand proper useage, timing and inflection. Vocabulary is power.
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@sammyrhodes: Here’s the thing about the paleo diet. If cavemen could have eaten donuts they would have.
@Spaziotwat: [The Second Coming] Jesus:"People of the Earth! I have returned with news of God's love an-" Voice from the crowd:"DO THE WINE TRICK"
@Jermaine_Accram: My "15 minutes of fame" are when I get my paycheck and everyone I owe money comes to collect