@CelticMoonDance: There are no absolutes in this world. Except vodka.

@robfee: Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma? I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

@ihateitmunky: My boss asked me to stop using metaphors when i speak to clients but that's like asking a samurai not to use his sword

@Birdhumms: "Come to me flesh of my flesh". *embarrassing teenagers is easy.

@marcusparkersol: If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case. Problem solved.